some people say, we will never grow up until we have experienced the hardships in life.
our grandparents went through the 2nd world war when they were young. my grandfather ran off into the jungle and survived.
he than came back and built up Hup Lee Sdn Bhd. He was one of the few wholesales in malaysia back when it was still young. He supplied food to the army, and basically everywhere in malaysia.
Even during the May 13 riots, the tunku came to see my grandfather and gave him a few police or army riot tanks and trucks to protect his lorries from being looted. He said to my grandfather, "you must continue"
why? some may say... no food = starvation = more riots. Basic human thinking. if we have no food or at a point where food may be scarce, we will go off rioting. the american tv series, Jericho is a good example.
There are many good points of my grandfather. Even at his old age of 80, he had a blood test and the readings were almost as good as an 18yr old!
At his prime, my grandfather was a great man. He helped the government, he helped the people. My father even tells me of a tale where my grandfather let his personal "army" to save the chinese people in kampung melayu during the May 13 riots.
He had his contacts. You can see the Tan Sris, Datuks and whatever else names u have in malaysia every chinese new year arriving in mercedes, volvos with their drivers and bodyguards. When we were young, they were the favorite as they used to give $50-$100 red packets. ^^ The house used to get packed as everyone came just to know them or my grandfather.
As he grew older, like every other old man, he grew weaker but his morals stood.
He believed on his health and getting him to the hospital was a pain.
Despite his misdoings, his miscalculations, his mistakes, everyone still has their good points. Thats why my father respects him so much. Thats why i do too.
Ah gong, I will miss you. Please rest in peace.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
Life so far
bored, broke, what else can i say?
internet now really costs 0.03mb/c cause my housemates refuse to apply for broadband. Fine with me but i cant do my research or it'll cost me $10 just to surf the internet. DAMN U ITS! MAY U BE BURNED.
oh yea, there was a stabbing in school today.. apparently it was girl on girl. Ten's channel news reporters came today. Everyone was like so excited. Their helicopter was circling the university campus. I just wanted to borrow my textbook to study. Guess where the arena was, the toilet, in the library!
lolz.. of all the places, a library.
guess thats the only thing interesting happening in universities these days.
Here is the article: http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/woman-stabbed-at-uni-campus/2007/05/08/1178390275877.html
internet now really costs 0.03mb/c cause my housemates refuse to apply for broadband. Fine with me but i cant do my research or it'll cost me $10 just to surf the internet. DAMN U ITS! MAY U BE BURNED.
oh yea, there was a stabbing in school today.. apparently it was girl on girl. Ten's channel news reporters came today. Everyone was like so excited. Their helicopter was circling the university campus. I just wanted to borrow my textbook to study. Guess where the arena was, the toilet, in the library!
lolz.. of all the places, a library.
guess thats the only thing interesting happening in universities these days.
Here is the article: http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/woman-stabbed-at-uni-campus/2007/05/08/1178390275877.html
Sunday, April 01, 2007
JOHNNY CASH LYRICS
"Cry, Cry, Cry"
Everybody knows where you go when the sun goes down.
I think you only live to see the lights of town.
I wasted my time when I would try, try, try.
When the lights have lost their glow, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
I lie awake at night and wait 'til you come in.
You stay a little while and then you're gone again.
Every question that I ask, I get a lie, lie, lie.
For every lie you tell, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
Soon your sugar-daddies will all be gone.
You'll wake up some cold day and find you're alone.
You'll call to me but I'm gonna tell you: "Bye, bye, bye,"
When I turn around and walk away, you'll cry, cry, cry,
When your fickle little love gets old, no one will care for you.
You'll come back to me for a little love that's true.
I'll tell you no and you gonna ask me why, why, why?
When I remind you of all of this, you'll cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll want me there,
It'll hurt when you think of the fool you've been.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
JOHNNY CASH LYRICS
"I Won't Back Down"
[Verse 1]
Well I won't back down, no I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
[Verse 2]
Gonna stand my ground, won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground and I won't back down
[Chorus]
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground and I won't back down
[Verse 3]
Well I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I stand my ground and I won't back down
[Chorus]
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground and I won't back down
No I won't back down.
"Cry, Cry, Cry"
Everybody knows where you go when the sun goes down.
I think you only live to see the lights of town.
I wasted my time when I would try, try, try.
When the lights have lost their glow, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
I lie awake at night and wait 'til you come in.
You stay a little while and then you're gone again.
Every question that I ask, I get a lie, lie, lie.
For every lie you tell, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
Soon your sugar-daddies will all be gone.
You'll wake up some cold day and find you're alone.
You'll call to me but I'm gonna tell you: "Bye, bye, bye,"
When I turn around and walk away, you'll cry, cry, cry,
When your fickle little love gets old, no one will care for you.
You'll come back to me for a little love that's true.
I'll tell you no and you gonna ask me why, why, why?
When I remind you of all of this, you'll cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll want me there,
It'll hurt when you think of the fool you've been.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
JOHNNY CASH LYRICS
"I Won't Back Down"
[Verse 1]
Well I won't back down, no I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
[Verse 2]
Gonna stand my ground, won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground and I won't back down
[Chorus]
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground and I won't back down
[Verse 3]
Well I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I stand my ground and I won't back down
[Chorus]
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground and I won't back down
No I won't back down.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
"Smack That"
(feat. thc)
[Akon:]
Shady
Convict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see your siblings so rude i cannot tahan!!
I feel them touching me, i seriously cannot tahan
Wanna take my parang and start to chop them up!!
But i will tahan them and just bring my cane
And possibly bend them over and watch me
[Chorus (2X):]
Smack them all on the floor
Smack them give them somemore
Smack them 'till they get sore
Smack them oh so hard !
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Sex Jokes
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”[SIZE=4]Heres a good story (joke)
[/size] My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom , and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
Ohh to be six
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms andthen took her off to the local theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M M's. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story:Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again."Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"The Teacher fainted.
A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant. For you boys, your assignment will be to go home and find out what a penis is."So little Johnny goes home and asks his father, "Daddy, what is a penis?" The father pulls down his pants and points proudly saying, "Son, that is a perfect penis."The next day, when Johnny gets to school, his best friend runs up to him on the playground and says to Johnny, "I forgot to find out what a penis is! What's a penis!"Johnny tells him, "Come on." So they both go into the boys room and Johnny pulls down his pants. He points down and says, "There, if that was a little smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper,and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, and began rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks."They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks.The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
Daniel wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is acouple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed.Daniel looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table."Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.LoveYou!"So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating.Daniel asks: "Son, what happened last night?"His son says: "Well, you came home around 3 am drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."Confused, Daniel asks: "So,why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies" "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you said,"LADY,LEAVE ME ALONE,I"MMARRIED!!"
MORAL of the tale:Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.She said "I can't believe you did this for me."Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you.""But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.....With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."
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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?""Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
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First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgerytable with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suc*ing on it.When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middlefinger and suc*ed on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" "How much for a season pass?"
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AN UNREASONABLE WISH REQUEST A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish." The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel. No. Think of another wish." The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing', know how to make them truly happy." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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WHAT IS POLITICS? A small boy asks his dad "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit!!!
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>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" > >Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's > Cherry > >tree, but also admitted doing it. > >Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" > >One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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nce there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied one half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "KAN PEI" (Mandarin version of 'bottoms-up' - due to happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder. One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him. "KAN PEI" ....."KAN....PEI"....!!!" The cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted. "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU!"
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Subject: Fw: Meet the parents
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' > >
house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginningto feel a little discomfort, thanks to her > > nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes > > water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit > > and lets out a dainty > > > fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table > > heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her > > boyfriend's father looked over at the dog which had been snoozing at > > the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big > > smile came across her face. A few minutes later, she was beginning > > to feel the pain again. > > > > > > > > > > > >This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let > > a much louder and longer > > > > fart > > > > > >rip. The father again looked at the dog and > > yelled, "Dammit > > > > > > > > > > > >Skippy!" > > > > > > > > > > > >Once again the woman smiled and thought > > "Yes!" A few minutes later, > > > > > > > > > > > >the woman had to let another one rip. This > > time, she didn't even > > > > > > > > > > > >think about it. She let rip a fart that > > rivaled a train whistle > > > blowing. > > > > > > > > > > > >Once again, the father looked at the dog with > > disgust and yelled, > > > "Dammit > > > > > >Skippy, get away from her before she shits on > > you!"
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There once was a very good old barber in New York.One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leavesthe shop.The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean softwareengineer is happy and leaves.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
have you got the answer .
come on .
guess a dozen Singaporeans are waiting for a free haircut!
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Times are badA NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo. "What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...," he mumbled to himself. So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey of the world. Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped and fell into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction. In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice, "Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."
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AIDS Cure
Gay Kevin goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, "Kevin, I am not going to beat around thebush, you have AIDS"Kevin is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice"Kevin asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?""No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass isfor
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At the golf courseTwo old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that?... Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked as well! ...That bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand ....."
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Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home,
was annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back. He went out and collected from his friends all
the unwanted photographs of women that he couldfind, bundled them all together and sent them to her with
a note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."
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more to come soon :P
[/size] My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom , and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
Ohh to be six
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms andthen took her off to the local theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M M's. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story:Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again."Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"The Teacher fainted.
A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant. For you boys, your assignment will be to go home and find out what a penis is."So little Johnny goes home and asks his father, "Daddy, what is a penis?" The father pulls down his pants and points proudly saying, "Son, that is a perfect penis."The next day, when Johnny gets to school, his best friend runs up to him on the playground and says to Johnny, "I forgot to find out what a penis is! What's a penis!"Johnny tells him, "Come on." So they both go into the boys room and Johnny pulls down his pants. He points down and says, "There, if that was a little smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper,and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, and began rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks."They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks.The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
Daniel wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is acouple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed.Daniel looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table."Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.LoveYou!"So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating.Daniel asks: "Son, what happened last night?"His son says: "Well, you came home around 3 am drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."Confused, Daniel asks: "So,why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies" "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you said,"LADY,LEAVE ME ALONE,I"MMARRIED!!"
MORAL of the tale:Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.She said "I can't believe you did this for me."Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you.""But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.....With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."
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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?""Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
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First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgerytable with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suc*ing on it.When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middlefinger and suc*ed on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" "How much for a season pass?"
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AN UNREASONABLE WISH REQUEST A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish." The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel. No. Think of another wish." The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing', know how to make them truly happy." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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WHAT IS POLITICS? A small boy asks his dad "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit!!!
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>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" > >Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's > Cherry > >tree, but also admitted doing it. > >Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" > >One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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nce there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied one half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "KAN PEI" (Mandarin version of 'bottoms-up' - due to happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder. One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him. "KAN PEI" ....."KAN....PEI"....!!!" The cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted. "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU!"
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Subject: Fw: Meet the parents
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' > >
house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginningto feel a little discomfort, thanks to her > > nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes > > water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit > > and lets out a dainty > > > fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table > > heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her > > boyfriend's father looked over at the dog which had been snoozing at > > the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big > > smile came across her face. A few minutes later, she was beginning > > to feel the pain again. > > > > > > > > > > > >This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let > > a much louder and longer > > > > fart > > > > > >rip. The father again looked at the dog and > > yelled, "Dammit > > > > > > > > > > > >Skippy!" > > > > > > > > > > > >Once again the woman smiled and thought > > "Yes!" A few minutes later, > > > > > > > > > > > >the woman had to let another one rip. This > > time, she didn't even > > > > > > > > > > > >think about it. She let rip a fart that > > rivaled a train whistle > > > blowing. > > > > > > > > > > > >Once again, the father looked at the dog with > > disgust and yelled, > > > "Dammit > > > > > >Skippy, get away from her before she shits on > > you!"
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There once was a very good old barber in New York.One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leavesthe shop.The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean softwareengineer is happy and leaves.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
have you got the answer .
come on .
guess a dozen Singaporeans are waiting for a free haircut!
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Times are badA NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo. "What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...," he mumbled to himself. So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey of the world. Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped and fell into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction. In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice, "Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."
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AIDS Cure
Gay Kevin goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, "Kevin, I am not going to beat around thebush, you have AIDS"Kevin is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice"Kevin asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?""No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass isfor
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At the golf courseTwo old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that?... Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked as well! ...That bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand ....."
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Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home,
was annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back. He went out and collected from his friends all
the unwanted photographs of women that he couldfind, bundled them all together and sent them to her with
a note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."
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more to come soon :P
Monday, October 23, 2006
無賴
Rascal
填詞/作曲：李峻一
編曲：Ted Lo
監製：Gary Chan
我間中飲醉酒 很喜歡自由
Sometimes I drink till I'm drunk / I like to have freedom
常犯錯愛說謊 但總會內疚
I always make mistake and I love to lie / But I do feel guilty
遇過很多的損友 學到貪新厭舊
I've met dozens of unsrupulous friends / I learned to prefer new things and abandon the old ones
亦欠過很多女人
I owe to so many women
怕結婚只會守 三分鐘諾言
I'm afraid of marriage / I never keep to my promise
曾話過要戒煙 但講了就算
I've promised to quite smoking but I was just simply saying
夢與想丟低很遠 但對返工厭倦
I've forgotten my dreams / I'm fed up of my job
自小不會打算
I'm bad in planning my life since I was little
＊但是仍 (在地球) 唯獨妳愛我這廢人
But there's still (in the world) only you who love this useless me
出錯妳都肯去忍
You bear my mistakes and my faults
然而誰亦早知不會合襯
We both know that we're not suitable for each other
偏偏妳願意等
Yet you're still willing to wait
為何還喜歡我 我這種無賴
Why do you still love me, a rascal like me?
是話妳蠢還是很偉大
Are you too silly or are you too generous?
在座每位都將我踩 口碑有多壞
Everyone bashes me / No matter how bad my reputation is
但妳亦永遠不見怪
But you never seem to care about that
何必跟我 我這種無賴
Why are you with me, a rascal like me?
活大半生還是很失敗
Having lived half of my life yet I'm so useless
但是妳死都不變心 跟我笑著捱
But your faith never breaks / You struggle with me with a grin
就算壞 我也不忍心 (偷偷作怪)＊
However bad I am / I won't be cruel enough to cheat on you
沒有根的野草 飄忽的命途
My life is like the weed without root
誰像妳當我寶 什麼也做到
Only you appreciate me / Do everything for me
舊愛數足一匹布 在這刻寫句號
My previous love is a long list / But I'm putting a full stop (period) to it
只想跟妳終老
I want only to be with you till old
Monday, August 07, 2006
days of fun
well.. its been 4 days since i went to the LAN party and came home around this time. man was i tired, as i am now. i slept for 3 hours and went to the wet market to do shopping with my girlfriend. after shopping, i had a bit of rest and than, i went to the city around 7pm with my friends for dinner and drinks.
2 of my friends couldnt make it due to various reasons. kelvin didnt join us for dinner but for drinks :)
we went to crown, King's Buffet for dinner. the dinner was not bad. it was my first time going there. but it was soo filling that we didnt have enough space for drinks. so we just sat at the pub and looked around. kelvin and jordan, being more sporting or have space in their stomach, drank 2 beers :)
after that, we headed off to the club blvd, an asian club next to crown. i wanted to go into the one in crown but my friends wanted to see chicks.. ahahaha.. either one was fine with me though.
went home around 4.30am as i was too tired (gaming the other night) and my friends stayed on to have supper.. really got loads of energy sia..
sunday, not much just slacking about as i was too tired for anything. in the evening, i went to have jap food with my sister. we drank a few bottles of hot sake which was nice but made me feel sleepy haha..
on monday, i was playing dota in a friends' place when i got a call to go to the city. i said yes and at 11.45pm we went to the city haha..hanged out in a cafe for a while and than, went to sing Karaoake where i sang my voice off and drank a bit of beer. around twenty bottles was consumed among the 6 of us.
after that, sick until now. >_< every semester this happens.. lol.. even the last one.. haha..
cheers to kelvin, jordan, danny, tommy, clifford, victor, jee wong, catherine, ricky and everyone else! u know who u are
2 of my friends couldnt make it due to various reasons. kelvin didnt join us for dinner but for drinks :)
we went to crown, King's Buffet for dinner. the dinner was not bad. it was my first time going there. but it was soo filling that we didnt have enough space for drinks. so we just sat at the pub and looked around. kelvin and jordan, being more sporting or have space in their stomach, drank 2 beers :)
after that, we headed off to the club blvd, an asian club next to crown. i wanted to go into the one in crown but my friends wanted to see chicks.. ahahaha.. either one was fine with me though.
went home around 4.30am as i was too tired (gaming the other night) and my friends stayed on to have supper.. really got loads of energy sia..
sunday, not much just slacking about as i was too tired for anything. in the evening, i went to have jap food with my sister. we drank a few bottles of hot sake which was nice but made me feel sleepy haha..
on monday, i was playing dota in a friends' place when i got a call to go to the city. i said yes and at 11.45pm we went to the city haha..hanged out in a cafe for a while and than, went to sing Karaoake where i sang my voice off and drank a bit of beer. around twenty bottles was consumed among the 6 of us.
after that, sick until now. >_< every semester this happens.. lol.. even the last one.. haha..
cheers to kelvin, jordan, danny, tommy, clifford, victor, jee wong, catherine, ricky and everyone else! u know who u are
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
this is mostly true.
i got this off a friendster.. its mostly true.
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some
random guy walks into the room and you jump up
and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah,
it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for
ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact
that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at twelve in the
morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is
that important at twelve a.m. that it can't wait till the
morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/
gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take advantage of the mood we're in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU SOMETIMES!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you".
(unless we are broke :P)
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Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking,
we'll be more impressed.
true.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you
don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest
skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you
are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when
she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not
all dolled up
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Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt (wait..
who's he?), Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in
front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the
word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I wouldn't like it
either ; )
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH
HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-
POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO
WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at
your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you
make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad
you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to
look you in the eyes... and say "I love you" ...
... AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some
random guy walks into the room and you jump up
and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah,
it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for
ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact
that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at twelve in the
morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is
that important at twelve a.m. that it can't wait till the
morning.
_________________________________________
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/
gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take advantage of the mood we're in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU SOMETIMES!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you".
(unless we are broke :P)
_________________________________________
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking,
we'll be more impressed.
true.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you
don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest
skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you
are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when
she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not
all dolled up
_________________________________________
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
_________________________________________
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt (wait..
who's he?), Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in
front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
_________________________________________
Whatever happened to the
word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I wouldn't like it
either ; )
_________________________________________
Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH
HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-
POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO
WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at
your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you
make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad
you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to
look you in the eyes... and say "I love you" ...
... AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
男孩本不想变坏
十岁以前，他什么都不懂，就不说了。
十三、四岁的时候，开始对女孩有好感，但是
那时候他离女孩远远的，并且以讨厌女孩自
居，生怕被同伴嘲笑。
十五岁的时候，听到大人们说某某男人好花，
把女朋友甩了，女孩自杀了。他觉得这人真狠
毒，自己将来一定要做个痴情的男人，一定要
一生只爱一个人。
十六岁的时候，他喜欢上了一个女孩，但是他
不敢和她说。仍然和往常一样，脏兮兮的在灰
土飞扬的操场上踢球。只在女孩走出校门的时
候，躲在二层的窗户上看她的背影，他觉得她
一定是个天使。
十七岁的时候，有个女孩喜欢上了他，但是他
离她很远，他心里面只有自己那个女孩，他觉
得看别的女孩都是对她的不忠。
十八岁的时候，看了一个MTV，感动得想哭，
他想，如果自己的女孩失去了双眼，他一定会
像男主角会毫不犹豫的把自己的眼睛给她，让
她能看到光明。
十九岁的时候，高考了。终于和自己暗恋的女
孩分别，坐火车去学校的时候，感觉自己离她
越来越远，心像被掏空了一样。还在想自己一
定不会忘记她，等到自己成功以后一定要去找
她。
二十岁的时候，听到有人讲黄色笑话，觉得这
人真可耻。
二十一岁的时候，她的回信中告诉他，自己有
了男朋友。偷偷的哭了一个晚上。
二十二岁的时候，他向一个女孩表白，女孩
说“你是个好人，可是我还小。”他想，我的确
是个好人，他说“没关系，我可以等你。”心
想，我不会像那些花心的人一样，三年五年我
也能等。
二十三岁的时候，说自己还小的女孩和一个帅
哥恋爱了。他很纳闷，长大原来可以这样快。
二十四岁的时候，他又向一个女孩表白，女孩
说“你是个好人，可是我并不适合你。” 他纳闷
很久，我是好人你怎么还不适合我呢？
二十五岁的时候，他又追求一个女孩，女孩接
受了他。他开始很幸福的为未来拼搏，他想，
一时的开心只是暂时的，只有努力拼搏，他和
她才能有快乐的未来，但是，半年以后，女孩
和他分手了。只是因为另外一个男孩会说让她
开心的话。女孩说“你是个好人，是我对不起
你。”他似乎明白了问题所在，他是个好人。
二十六岁的时候，他开始堕落，交网友。打扮
得时尚而酷，而且渐渐的学习着讨好女孩的
话。不久，他有了个女朋友，虽然他对她也很
好，可是，他心里知道，自己并不爱她。
二十七岁的时候，他和女孩分手了。他对女孩
说“你是个好女孩，是我对不起你。”
二十八岁的时候，他尝试了一夜情，发现别人
能做的，自己也一样。
二十九岁的时候，他学会了讲黄色笑话，并且
以看旁边的女孩子脸红为乐趣。
三十岁的时候，他忽然发现自己变得很有能力
追求到女孩，但是却没有了爱的能力。其实每
个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人
的。
其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是
胸部的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永
远的。
只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得
这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。
于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种
嘴角挂着坏坏。开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心
里想说的话。
开始学会假装关心，学会给女孩送小饰物讨好
她
学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。
或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那
种男人
他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心，
但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。
心里有爱的时候，没有女孩
有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉
在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候
他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦
肩而过。
十三、四岁的时候，开始对女孩有好感，但是
那时候他离女孩远远的，并且以讨厌女孩自
居，生怕被同伴嘲笑。
十五岁的时候，听到大人们说某某男人好花，
把女朋友甩了，女孩自杀了。他觉得这人真狠
毒，自己将来一定要做个痴情的男人，一定要
一生只爱一个人。
十六岁的时候，他喜欢上了一个女孩，但是他
不敢和她说。仍然和往常一样，脏兮兮的在灰
土飞扬的操场上踢球。只在女孩走出校门的时
候，躲在二层的窗户上看她的背影，他觉得她
一定是个天使。
十七岁的时候，有个女孩喜欢上了他，但是他
离她很远，他心里面只有自己那个女孩，他觉
得看别的女孩都是对她的不忠。
十八岁的时候，看了一个MTV，感动得想哭，
他想，如果自己的女孩失去了双眼，他一定会
像男主角会毫不犹豫的把自己的眼睛给她，让
她能看到光明。
十九岁的时候，高考了。终于和自己暗恋的女
孩分别，坐火车去学校的时候，感觉自己离她
越来越远，心像被掏空了一样。还在想自己一
定不会忘记她，等到自己成功以后一定要去找
她。
二十岁的时候，听到有人讲黄色笑话，觉得这
人真可耻。
二十一岁的时候，她的回信中告诉他，自己有
了男朋友。偷偷的哭了一个晚上。
二十二岁的时候，他向一个女孩表白，女孩
说“你是个好人，可是我还小。”他想，我的确
是个好人，他说“没关系，我可以等你。”心
想，我不会像那些花心的人一样，三年五年我
也能等。
二十三岁的时候，说自己还小的女孩和一个帅
哥恋爱了。他很纳闷，长大原来可以这样快。
二十四岁的时候，他又向一个女孩表白，女孩
说“你是个好人，可是我并不适合你。” 他纳闷
很久，我是好人你怎么还不适合我呢？
二十五岁的时候，他又追求一个女孩，女孩接
受了他。他开始很幸福的为未来拼搏，他想，
一时的开心只是暂时的，只有努力拼搏，他和
她才能有快乐的未来，但是，半年以后，女孩
和他分手了。只是因为另外一个男孩会说让她
开心的话。女孩说“你是个好人，是我对不起
你。”他似乎明白了问题所在，他是个好人。
二十六岁的时候，他开始堕落，交网友。打扮
得时尚而酷，而且渐渐的学习着讨好女孩的
话。不久，他有了个女朋友，虽然他对她也很
好，可是，他心里知道，自己并不爱她。
二十七岁的时候，他和女孩分手了。他对女孩
说“你是个好女孩，是我对不起你。”
二十八岁的时候，他尝试了一夜情，发现别人
能做的，自己也一样。
二十九岁的时候，他学会了讲黄色笑话，并且
以看旁边的女孩子脸红为乐趣。
三十岁的时候，他忽然发现自己变得很有能力
追求到女孩，但是却没有了爱的能力。其实每
个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人
的。
其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是
胸部的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永
远的。
只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得
这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。
于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种
嘴角挂着坏坏。开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心
里想说的话。
开始学会假装关心，学会给女孩送小饰物讨好
她
学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。
或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那
种男人
他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心，
但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。
心里有爱的时候，没有女孩
有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉
在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候
他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦
肩而过。
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
sick
symptoms:
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feeling cold,
running nose,
cant sleep at night (solved thanks to my baby:P)
dizzy
sore shoulders, neck
headache
miss my girlfriend 24/7
-----------------------------------------
ladtop still being repaired after 1 month.
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feeling cold,
running nose,
cant sleep at night (solved thanks to my baby:P)
dizzy
sore shoulders, neck
headache
miss my girlfriend 24/7
-----------------------------------------
ladtop still being repaired after 1 month.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Quotes
quotes from bash.org lol..
I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
#369 +(5783)- [X]
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
whatd u think they'd say?
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
#593081 +(4400)- [X]
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
Firefly> Time for my prayers:
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
#583977 +(4305)- [X]
some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
and can reload from there if i die
she was confused
#454203 +(4311)- [X]
there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial
#420855 +(4288)- [X]
gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
now he goes to his third ho.
he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
next he visits the fourth ho.
he asks her for his $250.
hold on, wait a sec
what?
you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
Don't correct me, bitch.
#4488 +(4075)- [X]
Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
...men.
GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
#177638 +(4062)- [X]
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
#277337 +(3714)- [X]
Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand#163301 +(4763)- [X]
God i really cant stand windows me
heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
errr ME, not /me
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
#369 +(5783)- [X]
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
#593081 +(4400)- [X]
Firefly> Time for my prayers:
#583977 +(4305)- [X]
#454203 +(4311)- [X]
#420855 +(4288)- [X]
gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
#4488 +(4075)- [X]
#177638 +(4062)- [X]
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
#277337 +(3714)- [X]
* Felacio sucks huge cock
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
A new gush of wind
no more mistakes, no more lameness, no one else is going to bring me down. the new wind is bringing my boat to a different direction.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
burn baby burn..
my friend told me the KTV next to the place where i play snooker burned. i think i'll take a drive past the place to have a look tomorrow. i'm currently sick right before chinese new year.
today was not bad, too tired to do anything after work.
guess i'll just go to sleep.
today was not bad, too tired to do anything after work.
guess i'll just go to sleep.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
After a month.. or so
well, my sister's wedding just passed. after one hectic week, i've gained a brother-in-law.
the pictures i'll host somewhere after i dun get tempted to do something else.
i've got orders to burn the presentation that i did for my sister's wedding. It was played on the night of her wedding dinner in kl. yes, there were some tears, some memories made, all and all, very nice. i just hope my notebook burner doesnt crash on me.
congrats sister on finding a husband that u love and care for. congrats shawn and better take care of your sister. i hear that some of my sister's colleagues read my blog? -_-"" baka sister telling everyone.
i came back from kl... sick. my parents didnt let me go out as i looked too sick to them. i spent the day flipping through the entire dvd collection and picking movies to watch.
chinese new year is next week. after that, i'm going back to melbourne. i'm dreading it and cant wait for it. Promising myself not to be as lazy as i am now in jb.
the pictures i'll host somewhere after i dun get tempted to do something else.
i've got orders to burn the presentation that i did for my sister's wedding. It was played on the night of her wedding dinner in kl. yes, there were some tears, some memories made, all and all, very nice. i just hope my notebook burner doesnt crash on me.
congrats sister on finding a husband that u love and care for. congrats shawn and better take care of your sister. i hear that some of my sister's colleagues read my blog? -_-"" baka sister telling everyone.
i came back from kl... sick. my parents didnt let me go out as i looked too sick to them. i spent the day flipping through the entire dvd collection and picking movies to watch.
chinese new year is next week. after that, i'm going back to melbourne. i'm dreading it and cant wait for it. Promising myself not to be as lazy as i am now in jb.
Monday, December 26, 2005
merry christmas
it was a eventful christmas for me.
from the 22th to the 24th, we were at Cameron Highlands. that is me, my brother, my sister and my dad. my mom was at the temple in penang and my other sister was preparing our christmas dinner which was a success.
Cameron Highlands was not bad... a bit boring at night but u are probably too tired to notice after the day has passed. had heaps of vegetables and very little meat. and the sad thing is that, i woke up on the 24th with food poisoning that started off with violent vomiting. i'm still suffering the after effects. we had christmas eve dinner at Heritage Hotel (again) as we have tried all the christmas eve dinners from Equitoral Hotel all the way to Strawberry Farm Hotel and none is equal to Heritage Hotel. yes we have been spending a lot of time in Cameron.
on the way back, we stopped at some Kampung Nasi Padang, cooked the traditional Kampung way by a few people from Indonesia. (my maid's one is definitely better)i think the best was his Ayam Rendang and Ayam Kampung Goreng. there was another 4 tables filled by people from kl and one of their daughters was quite hot.
on the 25th, my sister roasted a leg of lamb which was medium to medium rare. it was superb compared to the Hotel dinners that we've been getting.
Damage: about 6 bottles of Whisky finished, 3 bottles of Gin, 5 bottles of wine and 5 cigars.
(drank by my dad and his friends), some coasters that i took from the hotel under the bartender's nose. it was a whole stack at first.. until i went to watch tv and entirely forgot about it.
26th, came back to a house that was filled with dust thanks to my driver and his friends. he was cleaning up the house, repainting and washing the curtains and he forgot to close the mosquitoes doors, so the house is quite filled with mosquitoes and dust. apparently he forgot that we were coming back to day. so there are newspapers beneath the windows. i think my dad is gonna scold him tomorrow.
oh yea, my beloved maid is coming back soon. the dodgy agent that delayed her finally got her visa done.
from the 22th to the 24th, we were at Cameron Highlands. that is me, my brother, my sister and my dad. my mom was at the temple in penang and my other sister was preparing our christmas dinner which was a success.
Cameron Highlands was not bad... a bit boring at night but u are probably too tired to notice after the day has passed. had heaps of vegetables and very little meat. and the sad thing is that, i woke up on the 24th with food poisoning that started off with violent vomiting. i'm still suffering the after effects. we had christmas eve dinner at Heritage Hotel (again) as we have tried all the christmas eve dinners from Equitoral Hotel all the way to Strawberry Farm Hotel and none is equal to Heritage Hotel. yes we have been spending a lot of time in Cameron.
on the way back, we stopped at some Kampung Nasi Padang, cooked the traditional Kampung way by a few people from Indonesia. (my maid's one is definitely better)i think the best was his Ayam Rendang and Ayam Kampung Goreng. there was another 4 tables filled by people from kl and one of their daughters was quite hot.
on the 25th, my sister roasted a leg of lamb which was medium to medium rare. it was superb compared to the Hotel dinners that we've been getting.
Damage: about 6 bottles of Whisky finished, 3 bottles of Gin, 5 bottles of wine and 5 cigars.
(drank by my dad and his friends), some coasters that i took from the hotel under the bartender's nose. it was a whole stack at first.. until i went to watch tv and entirely forgot about it.
26th, came back to a house that was filled with dust thanks to my driver and his friends. he was cleaning up the house, repainting and washing the curtains and he forgot to close the mosquitoes doors, so the house is quite filled with mosquitoes and dust. apparently he forgot that we were coming back to day. so there are newspapers beneath the windows. i think my dad is gonna scold him tomorrow.
oh yea, my beloved maid is coming back soon. the dodgy agent that delayed her finally got her visa done.
merry christmas
it was a eventful christmas for me.
from the 22th to the 24th, we were at Cameron Highlands. that is me, my brother, my sister and my dad. my mom was at the temple in penang and my other sister was preparing our christmas dinner which was a success.
Cameron Highlands was not bad... a bit boring at night but u are probably too tired to notice after the day has passed. had heaps of vegetables and very little meat. and the sad thing is that, i woke up on the 24th with food poisoning that started off with violent vomiting. i'm still suffering the after effects. we had christmas eve dinner at Heritage Hotel (again) as we have tried all the christmas eve dinners from Equitoral Hotel all the way to Strawberry Farm Hotel and none is equal to Heritage Hotel. yes we have been spending a lot of time in Cameron.
on the way back, we stopped at some Kampung Nasi Padang, cooked the traditional Kampung way by a few people from Indonesia. (my maid's one is definitely better)i think the best was his Ayam Rendang and Ayam Kampung Goreng. there was another 4 tables filled by people from kl and one of their daughters was quite hot.
on the 25th, my sister roasted a leg of lamb which was medium to medium rare. it was superb compared to the Hotel dinners that we've been getting.
Damage: about 6 bottles of Whisky finished, 3 bottles of Gin, 5 bottles of wine and 5 cigars.
(drank by my dad and his friends), some coasters that i took from the hotel under the bartender's nose. it was a whole stack at first.. until i went to watch tv and entirely forgot about it.
26th, came back to a house that was filled with dust thanks to my driver and his friends. he was cleaning up the house, repainting and washing the curtains and he forgot to close the mosquitoes doors, so the house is quite filled with mosquitoes and dust. apparently he forgot that we were coming back to day. so there are newspapers beneath the windows. i think my dad is gonna scold him tomorrow.
oh yea, my beloved maid is coming back soon. the dodgy agent that delayed her finally got her visa done.
from the 22th to the 24th, we were at Cameron Highlands. that is me, my brother, my sister and my dad. my mom was at the temple in penang and my other sister was preparing our christmas dinner which was a success.
Cameron Highlands was not bad... a bit boring at night but u are probably too tired to notice after the day has passed. had heaps of vegetables and very little meat. and the sad thing is that, i woke up on the 24th with food poisoning that started off with violent vomiting. i'm still suffering the after effects. we had christmas eve dinner at Heritage Hotel (again) as we have tried all the christmas eve dinners from Equitoral Hotel all the way to Strawberry Farm Hotel and none is equal to Heritage Hotel. yes we have been spending a lot of time in Cameron.
on the way back, we stopped at some Kampung Nasi Padang, cooked the traditional Kampung way by a few people from Indonesia. (my maid's one is definitely better)i think the best was his Ayam Rendang and Ayam Kampung Goreng. there was another 4 tables filled by people from kl and one of their daughters was quite hot.
on the 25th, my sister roasted a leg of lamb which was medium to medium rare. it was superb compared to the Hotel dinners that we've been getting.
Damage: about 6 bottles of Whisky finished, 3 bottles of Gin, 5 bottles of wine and 5 cigars.
(drank by my dad and his friends), some coasters that i took from the hotel under the bartender's nose. it was a whole stack at first.. until i went to watch tv and entirely forgot about it.
26th, came back to a house that was filled with dust thanks to my driver and his friends. he was cleaning up the house, repainting and washing the curtains and he forgot to close the mosquitoes doors, so the house is quite filled with mosquitoes and dust. apparently he forgot that we were coming back to day. so there are newspapers beneath the windows. i think my dad is gonna scold him tomorrow.
oh yea, my beloved maid is coming back soon. the dodgy agent that delayed her finally got her visa done.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
what am i doing here
once in a while, i'll sit here infront of my computer and start thinking about what i've been doing in malaysia. comparing life in malaysia and life in melbourne. its quite boring lar.. i work from 8.30 to 5.30, come home to tired to do anything. than i'll just sit in front of my computer.
sometimes i miss life there, sometimes i dont.
a friend of mine was mentioning on her blog about her past and not opening up to people. i cant say that i blame her for doing it from what she has told me. but she should just try her best to push her memories aside, store them in her heart, and let her new love that she trusts(if she manages too)just occupy everything.
fantasy isnt true, yes we all know. but we can make somethings exist, for example, love. nothing comes easy without any suffering. i'm hoping that she'll heed my advice and move on.
sometimes i miss life there, sometimes i dont.
a friend of mine was mentioning on her blog about her past and not opening up to people. i cant say that i blame her for doing it from what she has told me. but she should just try her best to push her memories aside, store them in her heart, and let her new love that she trusts(if she manages too)just occupy everything.
fantasy isnt true, yes we all know. but we can make somethings exist, for example, love. nothing comes easy without any suffering. i'm hoping that she'll heed my advice and move on.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
sick
down with sore throat, flu, cough, fever and boredoom. uber boring here in jb.. i'm stuck at home playing cs, wc3 and just checking out friendster and utopia. my back still hurts, and i'm hungry! going out for dinner soon.. but by tomorrow i think i may get better..
too lazy to go to sg and no time also.
too lazy to go to sg and no time also.
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